Rob Coles

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Birthday January 1, 1993
Age 24
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Joined January 29, 2015
Experience 2 years
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JUFC squad? Judging by last season all of them

Nickname? Robbie, ROLO, the midget etc.

Position on field? Full/wing back

Best player you have played with? Mike Kenny

Best player you have played against? Jonesy in futsal, wasn’t pleasant…

Worst dancer at the club? Betty

Worst dressed at the club? Betty

Funniest bloke at the club? Rusty or JBrown

Grumpiest bloke at the club? Me after Rusty changed my profile picture to his dick.

Loosest bloke at the club? Too many ha, honourable mentions to Rudy, Betty, Zeb, Wigz and Blaine.

Most under thumb? Without a doubt Josh Kennedy-Edwards, haven’t seen that bloke out for months.

Angriest man at the club? Would not want to piss Coxy off.

Best position? Centre forward but Dec refuses to admit it.

Greatest JUFC moment on or off the pitch? Cobras’ historic first win.

Best ground you have played at? Charonia, AKA The Snake Pit.

Ambitions for the future? Win the league and retain my Cobra MVP shield.