Nick name: Not sure!…could really be anything – and all of a derogatory nature!
Position and what position you like most: Centre midfield
Best player in the current team: Derek Blackshaw
Most skilful in the team: Peter Jones
Most frustrating in the team: Me and whoever isn’t pulling their weight!
Best player you’ve played alongside at the club: Noshy/ Derek
Best Player you’ve ever played against
Kevin Le Tissier – in Guernsey
Best goal/best save
Last season v UWA WINNING 6-1 and we played them off the park – especially as we had a few players from the 1st& 2nd teams come in …there influence gave us all belief. We slaughtered them!
Funniest football moment on or off the pitch
Usually me when I lose the plot (i.e every game!)
I tend to dance when I am totally drunk – so me!
I can’t comment – I have white hair and look 70
Best JUFC moment on or off the pitch
Beating and scoring v UWA in a 6-1 rout
Tightest in the team
Our team is all very free spending and love one another!
Worst team performance/worst game you’ve played in
Lost 7-4 v Sorrento Sands
Biggest moan about the club
The lack of movement for players who improve – not getting a chance to play for the 1st team etc. There should be more opportunity for players to get to play in the higher division, if decided by the three managers…
Funniest/grumpiest/angriest in the team
As I am in anger management sessions currently, its me! …funniest is our beloved supreme leader (Nellie) grumpiest is probably none of our team – we are happy campers!
Best team performance/best game you’ve played in:
3-0 win v Wembley Downs in the rain….I’ll not mention that I scored a beauty and played with a chest infection! Jamie pulled off a world class save when the score was 0-0…
Ambition for the coming season:
To beat Quinn’s home and away – and win the league for Nellie. We just need to fulfil our potential and get me to play the easy ball!