Martin Hicks

Squad No. 12
Birthday January 1, 1972
Age 45
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Joined January 29, 2015
Experience 2 years
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Full name: Martin Colin Frank Chamberlain Hicks or MCFC (H) for short

Nick name: Bald bastard

Position and what position you like most: GK and the secretary’s desk

Best player in the team: Stevie Barnett

Most skilful in the team: Not me

Most frustrating in the team: Anyone that doesn’t listen to my orders at corners and free kicks

Best player you’ve played alongside at the club: Karl Cherrie – Quality!

Best goal/best save: Best save – I am told I had 1 or 2 decent ones last season

Funniest moment on or off the pitch: Daz Looseley’s half time team talk when we were losing

Best/worst dancer: Neil Forsyth for his quick waltz on and then off the pitch at Ellenbrook last season.

Best/worst dresser: Best – Robbie Burroughs

Best/worst hair: I wish it was mine :((

Best JUFC moment on or off the pitch: Captaining the league winning team last season

Tightest in the team: Jury is still out on this one

Worst team performance/worst game you�ve played in: Carramar at home last season

Biggest moan about the club: Ask me in a few weeks

Funniest/grumpiest/angriest in the team
Big Ray has to be the grumpiest, especially when the rest of the defence don’t move out quick enough

Best team performance/best game you�ve played in: Winning 19-0 in the cup last season

Ambition for the coming season: Not to break any fingers