Best player you have played with?
Best goalkeeper would be me Dad, Robbie ‘The Cat’ Jones. Best outfield player would be Larry Miller or my strike partner in my younger days Paul Devey.
Best player you have played against? Steve Evans who plays for The New Saints in the Welsh Premier League.
Worst dancer at the club? Reidy. Only saw him dance once at the casino, that was enough.
Worst dressed at the club?
When I first joined the club I’d have said Gaz Davies for rocking up to training in his Ugg boots. Four years later it’s Mike Kenny’s experimental style.
Funniest bloke at the club? MC Rusty the Pirate Karaoke. Legend.
Grumpiest bloke at the club? John Stone
Tightest bloke at the club? Tony, because he never pays his bloody phone bill!
Loosest bloke at the club? Young Alex Wild
Most under the thumb? Does Chris Mallon count? God rest his soul…
Angriest man at the club? On the pitch it’s got to be el capitán Neil Middler. Closely followed by the Bridge.
Best position? Number 10 role in full stride with a pint of milk.
Biggest game you have played in? State Team vs Perth Glory
Best ground you have played at? Prenton Park (Tranmere Rovers)
Ambitions for the future? To one day be able to strike a ball like the gaffer Smithy (wearing my own boots).