Position: Goalkeeper / reverse cowgirl
Team I support: Liverpool
Nick name: Macca
Best attribute: My big mouth (though Nellie and mick Murray run close)
Best player in the team: Andy Jennings
Most skillful in the team: Noshy though he is more of a pinball machine jammy git no matter where it hits him seems to fall at his feet.
Best game: Beating wembley away 3.1 in pissing rain all the lads were superb.
Best dressed: Would have to go to the bay city roller boys Alan sharkey and Del Boy Blackwell
Worse dressed: Mick Murray enough said
Funniest moment: Nellie’s comments on line specially could not score with a blind prostitute
Tightest in team: None we would all by drinks we are just a bunch of good mates having fun and a laugh together.