Bruce Cargill

Squad No. 27
Birthday January 1, 1994
Age 23
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Joined January 27, 2015
Experience 2 years
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JUFC squad? Cobras

Nickname? Teapot, Cuntsmasher, Pizza Kid

Position on the field? Left and/or right wing

Best player you have played with? Bryce Young

Best player you have played against? Bryce Young

Worst dancer at the club? Me

Worst dressed at the club? Mike Kenny

Funniest bloke at the club? Rusty

Grumpiest bloke at the club? Zeb, but only when I can understand what he’s saying.

Tightest bloke at the club? Steve Irvine

Loosest bloke at the club?

Rudy Proctor. I haven’t seen him do anything, but from all the things I’ve heard he’s done – Jesus Christ!

Most under the thumb

Not sure.

Angriest man at the club? Steven Mooney

Best position? Left/right wing

Greatest JUFC moment on or off the pitch?

Well it wasn’t the greatest, but definitely the funniest in hindsight. Last game of the season last year, four nil up at half time, two man advantage… then 5-4. What the fuck?

Biggest game you have played in?

Every game I play in is big for me  because it’s always a new experience and each experience is unique in its own way. Because you fail, then you learn and then you overcome.

Best ground you have played at? Sorrento

Ambitions for the future?

To help get the Cobras out of the social league and move up a few divisions, and to play in the State League.