JUFC squad? Cobras
Nickname? Teapot, Cuntsmasher, Pizza Kid
Position on the field? Left and/or right wing
Best player you have played with? Bryce Young
Best player you have played against? Bryce Young
Worst dancer at the club? Me
Worst dressed at the club? Mike Kenny
Funniest bloke at the club? Rusty
Grumpiest bloke at the club? Zeb, but only when I can understand what he’s saying.
Tightest bloke at the club? Steve Irvine
Loosest bloke at the club?
Rudy Proctor. I haven’t seen him do anything, but from all the things I’ve heard he’s done – Jesus Christ!
Most under the thumb
Angriest man at the club? Steven Mooney
Best position? Left/right wing
Greatest JUFC moment on or off the pitch?
Well it wasn’t the greatest, but definitely the funniest in hindsight. Last game of the season last year, four nil up at half time, two man advantage… then 5-4. What the fuck?
Biggest game you have played in?
Every game I play in is big for me because it’s always a new experience and each experience is unique in its own way. Because you fail, then you learn and then you overcome.
Best ground you have played at? Sorrento
Ambitions for the future?
To help get the Cobras out of the social league and move up a few divisions, and to play in the State League.