JUFC squad? Division 3 / Cobras part-time
Nickname? Betty, Fat Lesbian
Position on field? Right back on the touchline.
Best player you have played with? Andy Burrell
Best player you have played against? Rugel
Worst dancer at the club? Sam Cornwall
Worst dressed at the club? It’s a tie, Gayler and Paul Green.
Funniest bloke at the club? Rusty
Grumpiest bloke at the club? Neil Sherwin when he is named on the bench.
Tightest bloke at the club? Gaz Andrews
Loosest bloke at the club? Joel Wigglesworth
Most under thumb? Steve Ryan
Angriest man at the club? Tie again Greg Croxall and Gaz Asbridge.
Best position? Doggy style
Greatest JUFC moment on or off the pitch? JUFC finally making the Premier league.
Biggest game you have played in? Winning the reserve league at Belmont and International Calcio.
Best ground you have played at? Joondalup Arena
Ambitions for the future? To get promotion and fight for the title.