JUFC squad? Division 3
Nickname? Sallis, Salad Box, Franky, The Duke
Position on field? Centre midfield
Best player you have played with? Gaz Andrews
Best player you have played against? Richard Garcia/Bobby Charlton (when I was 10).
Worst dancer at the club? Rudy Proctor
Worst dressed at the club? Paul Green, I swear he shares clothes with his wife.
Funniest bloke at the club? Rusty
Grumpiest bloke at the club? Greeny
Tightest bloke at the club? Steve Irvine
Loosest bloke at the club? Rudy Proctor (borderline mental)
Most under thumb? CEJ, can’t fart without Megan’s permission.
Angriest man at the club? Stella, mind you I think his bark is worse than his bit.
Best position? Doggy
Greatest JUFC moment on or off the pitch? Gero number one or Smithy’s stag do.
Biggest game you have played in? At JUFC, the 2012 ressies semi final.
Best ground you have played at? In Perth, definitely Dorrien Gardens.
Ambitions for the future? To have a stand at Charonia named after me.