Andy Knights

Squad No. 23
Birthday January 1, 1977
Age 40
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Joined January 27, 2015
Experience 2 years
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Nick name: ‘Knightsy’

Position and what position you like most: Goalkeeper one week, Striker the next

Best player in the current team: Fireman Stu

Most skilful in the team: Wes ‘Lee Travis’ Darcy

Most frustrating in the team: Me probably

Best player you’ve played alongside at the club: Bazaldinho Price

Best Player you’ve ever played against :Paul Harford (Son of Ray) I was mates with him at school

Best goal: My towering header at Noranda a couple of weeks ago, Unbelievable Tekkers!

Funniest football moment on or off the pitch: Watching the two Robbies learn how to play golf in Bunbury was pretty funny

Worst dancer: Stevie Ladds is a shocker on the dance floor

Best/worst dresser: Derel Blackshaw/Micky Murray

Best/worst hair: Fraser/Nellie

Best JUFC moment on or off the pitch: Holding the title of season’s Top Scorer for the 3rd’s for half an hour was good enough for me

Tightest in the team: Scottish Del

Worst game you’ve played in: Second friendly last year when I realised my season was over before it began

Biggest moan about the club: NO Peroni Leggera

Funniest/grumpiest/angriest in the team: Nellie’s funny, I’m a miserable bastard, Paddy’s our anger man!

Best team performance/best game you’ve played in: Every game so far this year, the Third’s are looking a good bet

Ambition for the coming season: Shed some lard, win the lottery and not have to go back for more surgery